Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Mike Nelson
- Queen Lara: Get out of here. You disgusting worm.
- Xenos: Your... Royal... Highness.
- Mike Nelson: [as Xenos/Jack Palance] Now... if... you'll... excuse... me... I'm going to go... tear... my agent... a new...
- Mike Nelson: Now, you see, you really undermine your authority when you put "Bud" right in the middle of your name.
- Mike Nelson: [regarding Cabot's fight the gladiators] That's not him. Good thing they brought his stunt double in.
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah, but he fights good. Too bad he wasn't the hero.
