Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Mike Nelson
- Crow: So Mike, if you're in a plane crash and you're a girl, you instantly become helpless and sex hungered, and you murmer a lot?
- Mike Nelson: Well there's only one way to find out.
- [Mike takes the SOL down and the three start doing a spoof on the plane crash in "Horrors of Spider Island." After the crash, everyone is dressed up as a girl]
- Mike Nelson: [as everyone dances in the movie] This is how I view the world. Everyone else is out doing this while I sit in my underwear eating a toasted cheese sandwich and drinking a nice beer.
- Crow: Pretty accurate.
