Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Mike Nelson
- [while observing the lead actor of "Future War"]
- Crow: Hey, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme!
- Mike Nelson: More like Jean-Claude Gosh Darn.
- [an opening credit says "special appearance by Mel Novak"]
- Mike Nelson: It'd be more special if we knew who the hell he was!
- Sister Ann: How is it you know English today, but you didn't know English yesterday?
- Mike Nelson: Bad screenwriting, really.
- Tom Servo: [as the spaceship comes into view on screen] Wait! Another movie started!
- Mike Nelson: [identifies the ship which the front looks much like a dustbuster] Dustbuster Galactica.
- Crow T. Robot: [summarizing the film] Maybe this is an anthology of short, plotless movies.
- [Runaway is surrounded by cardboard boxes]
- Crow T. Robot: He's "boxed" in!
- Mike Nelson: Yeah, well I'm card-"bored".
- [as Runaway and the cyborg fight]
- Crow T. Robot: This is hard to watch because I care about them both so much.
- Mike Nelson: I care about the boxes. I mean, why should innocent freight have to suffer?
- Sister Ann: I was studying to become a nun. But now, I was having second thoughts.
- Mike Nelson: [Over shot of a Virgin Mary statue] I'm Mary; this is my story.
- Crow T. Robot: He's like Jean Claude Van Damme.
- Mike Nelson: Actually he's more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn.
