Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns • Waylon Smithers • Ned Flanders • ...

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Montgomery Burns • Waylon Smithers • Ned Flanders • Dr. Hibbert • Additional Voices

TV Announcer: It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic.
Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo theater and...
[notices a big sign behind him]
Krusty the Clown: "KKK"? That's not good.
[laughs nervously, then people from the audience start shouting, throwing food and glass bottles]

Rainer Wolfcastle: [singing] Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z / Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

Principal Skinner: [Jimbo and Skinner are dressed as Oliver Twist and Mr. Bumble, respectively] Boy for sale! Boy for sale!
Jimbo: Is this legal, man?
Principal Skinner: Only here, and in Mississippi.

Lisa Simpson: Oh, Shary Bobbins, this is ever so much fun.
Bart Simpson: With you, every day is Guy Fawkes Day!
Montgomery Burns: Bah, humbug.
Shary Bobbins: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
Montgomery Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... ooh! Look at it fly! Whee! Look at me, Smithers! I feel practically superduperfragicalicexpiala...
[storm clouds form and he's electrocuted by a bolt of lightning]
Montgomery Burns: do... ohhhh! Ooh. What's this strange sensation in my chest?
Waylon Smithers: [feeling his chest] I think your heart's beating again.
Montgomery Burns: Ooh. That takes me back. God bless you, Shary Bobbins.

Marge Simpson: Shary, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family, and neither can I. From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.
Shary Bobbins: But haven't I taught you people anything?
Homer Simpson: Nope.
Lisa Simpson: No.
Bart Simpson: Nope.
Marge Simpson: No.
Shary Bobbins: So you like it this way?
Homer Simpson: Indubitably!
[singing]
Homer Simpson: Around the house/I never lift a finger/As a husband and father, I'm sub-par/I'd rather drink a beer than win Father of the Year/I'm happy with things the way they are.
Lisa Simpson: I'm getting used to never getting noticed.
Bart Simpson: I'm stuck here 'til I can steal a car.
Marge Simpson: The house is still a mess/And I'm going bald from stress.
Marge Simpson, Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson: But we're happy just the way we are!
Ned Flanders: They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbor.
Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders.
Ned Flanders: Okely-dokely-do.
Shary Bobbins: Don't think it's sour grapes/But you're all a bunch of apes/And so I must be leaving you.
Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson: [watching her fly away] Goodbye, Shary Bobbins!
Marge Simpson: Thanks for everything!
Barney: So long, Superman!