Joyce DeWitt credited as playing...
Janet Wood
- Chrissy Snow: [Jack's wary about using a razor] It's okay, I'll shave you, Jack.
- Jack Tripper: Are you kidding? What happens if you cut my ear off?
- Chrissy Snow: I'll say I'm sorry.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, but I won't be able to hear you.
- Chrissy Snow: Don't worry! I know how to use it. I used it on my grandfather every day that he was ill.
- Janet Wood: Oh, you mean the one without a nose?
- Chrissy Snow: [plays along] That's him.
- Janet Wood: You know we can't afford to eat all kinds of food every night.
- Chrissy Snow: Especially with one of us not working.
- Jack Tripper: Oh, you don't have to spare my feelings, Chrissy. Why don't you just come right out and say it? We all know which one of us is not working.
- Chrissy Snow: All right. You're the one that's not working.
- Jack Tripper: That hurt. You got a mean streak in you, Chrissy.
- Chrissy Snow: Well, you asked me to say...
- [shrugging gesture]
- Jack Tripper: I have been looking through these want ads all day.
- Janet Wood: Oh, here, lemme look for a while.
- [takes newspaper from Jack]
- Janet Wood: Well, there's a lot of part-time jobs listed here.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, I know, but none I can fit in with my school hours.
- Janet Wood: Well, how about this one right here? "Young man wanted to sell encyclopedias, set your own hours, good commission."
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, I thought about that one, but it's not for me.
- Janet Wood: Why not?
- Jack Tripper: Well, I don't know. Selling door-to-door, and hearing all those women say no, I couldn't take all that rejection.
- Chrissy Snow: I don't see why not. You have enough practice here with us.
- [Jack head-butts her in the small of her back, she is annoyed by that]
- Janet Wood: Oh, wait, here's another one. "Male models wanted, ten dollars an hour. Must be tall, young and good-looking."
- Jack Tripper: [pretends to be shy] No, they wouldn't want me.
- Janet Wood: Why not? You're tall.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah..
- Chrissy Snow: And young.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah...
- [big conceited smile, then waits for the rest, but it's not forthcoming]
- Jack Tripper: And?
- Janet Wood: Maybe they won't notice.
