Joyce DeWitt credited as playing...
Janet Wood
- [first lines]
- Jack Tripper: [they're playing Scrabble] Hold it, hold it, you can't use a word like *that*!
- Janet Wood: I'm not finished yet. L, E, "title."
- Jack Tripper: Oh, sorry.
- Jack Tripper: [as Chrissy returns] You're back early.
- Janet Wood: What did Lloyd do when you told him you knew he was married?
- Chrissy Snow: He went home to change his pants.
- [smiles]
- Jack Tripper: [still enjoying his cream cake, nods, smiles] Now that's class.
- Chrissy Snow: But first he told me something that I didn't know.
- Jack Tripper: What's that?
- Chrissy Snow: He's divorced.
- [flicks Jack's cream cake up against his nose]
- Janet Wood: Divorced?
- Chrissy Snow: Yes. For over a year.
- Janet Wood: Oh.
- [quickly puts down her cream cake]
- Jack Tripper: Excuse me while I go change into a clean face.
- [goes off]
- Janet Wood: Oh, gee, Chrissy, I'm sorry, we didn't know.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, that's all right, as long as everything turned out okay.
- Janet Wood: And you don't mind he was married before?
- Chrissy Snow: Why not? We've got a second-hand radio,
- [with glowing smile:]
- Chrissy Snow: but it still makes beautiful music.
- Janet Wood: Yeah, but it takes a long time to warm up.
- Chrissy Snow: Well, he *doesn't.*
- [shakes her head]
- Janet Wood: Okay. Good.
- Jack Tripper: [returns from bathroom, still toweling face] Chrissy, I'm sorry. I promise I won't knock Lloyd anymore.
- Chrissy Snow: Good. Because I'm going away with him for the weekend.
- Jack Tripper: [seethes] I'll knock him flat on his face!
- Chrissy Snow: [shrugs] It's only for a business conference!
- Jack Tripper: You believe that?
- Chrissy Snow: Yes, he needs a secretary...
- Jack Tripper: I need a breath of fresh air!
- [walks out]
- Janet Wood: Look, Chrissy, you know that I don't like to interfere...
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah, *don't*!
- Janet Wood: Okay.
- [nervous chuckle]
- Janet Wood: But... you are too trusting, you know? I mean, what is all this business nonsense he's giving you? You can't believe that!
- Chrissy Snow: [insists] It is going to be nothing but work. Besides, even if it isn't, it's my affair. I, I mean, I don't mean "affair," I mean it is my problem. Uh, I don't mean "problem" either, it's just... I mean... Ah!
- [storms off]
- [last lines]
- Chrissy Snow: [unpacking in a huff, tossing clothes towards Janet] Lloyd Cross! That's it! I have learned my lesson! I am *through* with men!
- Janet Wood: Oh, come on, Chrissy! You mean to tell me that if Robert Redford came to the door right now, you would send him away?
- Chrissy Snow: I would.
- Janet Wood: *What?*
- Chrissy Snow: Well, I'd have to fix my hair and makeup first,
- [smiles]
- Chrissy Snow: and then I'd let him in.
- Janet Wood: I'm so glad things are getting back to normal around here.
- Jack Tripper: [appears ftom bathroom, brushing teeth] I just thought of something. You are very lucky.
- Chrissy Snow: Lucky?
- Jack Tripper: Yeah. If you'd have married that guy, you'd have to go through your whole life as Chrissy Cross. You see, the...
- [slips and falls backwards into bathroom, the girls just walk away]
