Richard Mulligan credited as playing...
Burt Campbell
- Harold Bronfman: Scared?
- Burt Campbell: [startled] What?
- Harold Bronfman: You're scared stiff.
- Burt Campbell: Hey, hey, I'm not scared stiff. What have I got to be scared stiff of?
- Harold Bronfman: Well, you got a guy talkin' to ya that changes hats every ten seconds. You got a lady over there who thinks NBC is trying to kill her by shooting death rays into her, so we can't watch Johnny Carson. Got a guy over there thinks he's the Incredible Hulk's cousin... by marriage.
- Burt Campbell: Okay, okay, so I'm a little scared.
- Harold Bronfman: You'd be crazy if you weren't.
