- Stanford: I missed my prom in high school because...
- Anthony Marantino: You were gay.
- Stanford: No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because...
- Anthony Marantino: You were gay.
- Stanford: No. I wasn't gay until...
- Anthony Marantino: You were born.
- Stanford: Never mind.
- Carrie: So maybe it won't look like you thought it would in high school, but it's important to remember that love is possible. Anything is possible. This is New York.
- Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.
- Dr. Robert Leeds: Now, do you sing to him?
- Miranda: Only if he's been bad.
- Carrie: You know what the craziest thing is? I actually thought after everything I've been through, I might end up with my high school boyfriend. Yeah, I don't think my story's gonna get tied up like that.
- Stanford: Your boyfriend might get tied up.
- Carrie: ...and taken away! Okay, no more jokes. I might be dating him in eight to ten months.
- Samantha Jones: No, I am Annabelle Bronstein.
- SoHo House Manager: And she's British.
- Samantha Jones: As I was saying, dear sir... I am Annabelle Bronstein.
- SoHo House Manager: I'm fairly certain you're not Annabelle. I've spoken to her on the phone.
- Samantha Jones: I am absolutely Annabelle Bronstein... and I do not pay 900 American dollars annually to be treated like this. Now ring round the waiter and have him tally up the drinks.
- SoHo House Manager: I'm sorry, but I know for a fact that Annabelle lost her card.
- Samantha Jones: Yes, I thought I did... but it was on top of the telly.
- SoHo House Manager: And miss Bronstein is from Sussex, as am I and I'd venture to guess you are not, in fact, from the UK.
- Samantha Jones: Well that true. I was raised in Indja.
