Scott Grimes credited as playing...
Will McCorkle
- Bailey Salinger: [Bailey and Will talking at school over Bailey's crush on Kirsten] Any suggestions?
- Will McCorkle: Yeah, snap out of it. Okay? Do you have any clue how to analyse the poem "To His Coy Mistress", in terms of its theme, language, metaphor, imagery and meter?
- Bailey Salinger: Not off the top of my head.
- Will McCorkle: Well, you better figure it out. 'Cause if you spend the next three days mooning over this babysitter, and blow this paper, you get put on academic probation and get benched from the team, and we loose another game... Me and ten other guys are gonna come to your house and do a job on your face so that no girl will ever find you attractive again, okay?
