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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson • Observer

The Thing That Couldn't Die

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...

Mike Nelson • Observer

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  • Mike Nelson: There's no trade rat, but there IS a skilled artisan rat...
  • Mike Nelson: [sing song] There's a black, greasy smudge on my pillow...
  • Mike Nelson: Quick! Everyone pretend that you don't have blood!
  • Mike Nelson: So, how much of North America did the elves colonize?
  • Mike Nelson: Gidget... Were you lying with the horned-one again?
  • Gordon Hawthorn: Don't worry about that copper chest, there's no evil after four centuries...
  • Mike Nelson: [as Jessica] What if they ziplocked the evil?
  • Mike Nelson: The music, the mood, the sweeping romance of peeping...
  • Boyd: [roughly] Stop grabbing that rifle every time I'm not looking... You don't know how to shoot a gun, you'll hurt yourself...
  • Mike: [timidly] I wasn't gonna shoot it...
  • Mike Nelson: [same timid voice] ... I was gonna CLEAN is at you...
  • Mike Nelson: Brought to you by the breast council...
  • Tom Servo: Buy breasts where you work or bank...
  • Mike Nelson: Evil is fun!
  • Mike Nelson: No, I mean, let's get some sleep... on each other.
  • Mike Nelson: You rocked my world last night, Flavia...
  • Linda: You're thinking that Jessica can help find the casket. Why not ask her?
  • Crow T. Robot: Oh boy, get her...
  • Gordon Hawthorn: Well, I don't want to...
  • Mike Nelson: She'll hit me...
  • Mike Nelson: I'm going back to the convent, it didn't work out with the Von Trapps
  • Mike Nelson: Aunt Fistula!
  • Tom Servo: Aunt Flatcula!
  • Crow T. Robot: Aunt Caligula!
  • Mike Nelson: Just because me big and dumb, they think me kill Boyd... oh wait, me did...
  • Mike Nelson: Next time use your EMPTY hand to knock, you idiot! You almost broke my nose!
  • Mike Nelson: I found the "This Island Earth" music!

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