Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Hugh Beaumont
- Hugh Beaumont: Hello boys.
- Joel: Hugh Beaumont?
- Hugh Beaumont: Oh come on, call me 'Dad'.
- Joel: Gee sir, I mean Dad, what are you doing here?
- Hugh Beaumont: Well you see boys, I'm one of the four horsemen of the apoclalyse and I come bearing a message of unholy death.
- Joel: Huh?
- Hugh Beaumont: That's right, I'm really going to give you the business, destroy you, your world, and all that you know. But first, a stern talking-to. You know, you shouldn't be so hard on that movie. A lot of people worked quite hard to bring that movie to you.
- Crow T. Robot: Gee, I guess we shouldn't be so quick to judge others then, huh.
- Hugh Beaumont: That's right, Crow.
- Crow T. Robot: He bought it, what a jerk!
