A supersleuth bishop investigates a suspicious insurance business; an elderly couple construct a house that has no walls.A supersleuth bishop investigates a suspicious insurance business; an elderly couple construct a house that has no walls.A supersleuth bishop investigates a suspicious insurance business; an elderly couple construct a house that has no walls.
Buzz Aldrin
- Buzz Aldrin
- (credit only)
Julie Desmond
- Woman with Chest Rash
- (uncredited)
Brian Gardner
- Hench-vicar
- (uncredited)
John Hughman
- Man at Chemist's
- (uncredited)
Bill Leonard
- Hench-vicar
- (uncredited)
John Lord
- Godparent at Baptism
- (uncredited)
Mary Millington
- Nude Lady
- (uncredited)
Tom O'Leary
- Hench-vicar
- (uncredited)
Anthony Powell
- Godparent at Baptism
- (uncredited)
Michael Stayner
- Hench-vicar
- (uncredited)
Did you know
- TriviaSemprini was the surname of Alberto Semprini who was an English pianist, composer and conductor.
- GoofsDuring the 'Architects Sketch' the window behind Graham Chapman is open slightly when he looks out at the 'idiots', but closed when he starts speaking to the 'clients' again.
- Quotes
- Second City Gent: Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?
- Mr. Wiggin: Does that not fit in with your plans?
- First City Gent: No, no, we wanted a simple block of flats.
- Mr. Wiggin: Ah, I see. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards your tenants. You see, I mainly design slaughterhouses, yes, pity. Mind you, this is a real beaut, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows incommoding the passers-by with this one, I mean my life has been leading up to this one.
- Second City Gent: Yes, and well done. But we did want a block of flats.
- Mr. Wiggin: Well, may I ask you to reconsider? You wouldn't regret it, think of that tourist trade.
- First City Gent: No, no, it's just we wanted a block of flats and not an abattoir.
- Mr. Wiggin: Yes, that's just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage, you sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy, hypocritical, whining toadies! With your lousy color T.V sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs! And your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, ya black-balling bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now, if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me!
- Second City Gent: Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. Nice though, the abattoir is.
- Mr. Wiggin: Oh
- [Scoffs]
- Mr. Wiggin: the abattoir, but, if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a mason. Freemasonry opens doors, I'd be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now, but if I was a mason I'd just sit at the back and not get in anyone's way.
- First City Gent: Thank you.
- Mr. Wiggin: I've got a second-hand apron.
- First City Gent: Thank you.
- Mr. Wiggin: [Heads for the door] I nearly got in at Hendon.
- First City Gent: Thank you.
- Crazy creditsIn the closing credits: Script by Buzz Aldrin and Neil "One Giant Step for Mankind" Armstrong.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Monty Python's and Now for Something Completely Different (1971)
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