- Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: What out for that centipede!
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: [yelling] What centipede?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: The one next to the lizard.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: [yelling] What lizard?
- Jonathan Quayle Higgins: I, of course, have spent many a Christmas away from home and family, more times than I care to remember, in more places than I care to remember; forgotten battlefields, and sometimes even forgotten wars. I think being at war, makes Christmas all the more bittersweet; peace on earth, and goodwill to all men, and all that.
