John Randolph credited as playing...
Gen. Budd Haggerty
- Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger: We're a package, sir. Where he goes, I go. Right, buddy? Partners to the end.
- Pvt. Paul Conway: Sir, I'm very grateful, but with all due respect, I'd like to go back and cook for my old unit up on the line.
- Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger: I never met this man before in my life.
- Gen. Budd Haggerty: You'd rather cook for you buddies in combat than for me?
- Pvt. Paul Conway: Yes I would, sir.
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: How about it, Budd. You always said the boys on the line deserve the best.
- Gen. Budd Haggerty: Yes I did, didn't I? Okay, Conway, I admire your loyalty. You can go back to your old unit. But just one question: Do you deliver?
- Gen. Budd Haggerty: Okay, son, as soon as Colonel Potter cuts you loose, you'll be down in Seoul on my personal staff.
- Gen. Budd Haggerty: Conway, you are now officially a U.S. Army cook.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Turn in that gun and draw some butter.
