Jamie Farr credited as playing...
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
- Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: [on being asked to drive through a storm] I ain't crazy. If I...
- [to Potter]
- Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: You didn't hear that, sir.
- Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: Oh, sir, 100% silk. Could I keep a swatch?
- Maj. Charles Winchester: All right, Klinger. I'm going to close my eyes now. I want you to rip those shirts into bandage strips.
- [Klinger rips a shirt, Charles groans]
- Maj. Charles Winchester: By the age of seven, I was already dissecting frogs.
- Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: Well, every kid does that.
- Maj. Charles Winchester: Ah, I could put them back together. No wonder I graduated first in my med-school class from Haahvard.
