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Capt. Sloan
- Hawkeye: [exasperated at Quartermaster Sloan's denial of his request for a hospital incubator] We're not asking for a jukebox or a pizza oven!
- Captain Sloan: Oh, I can let you have one of those.
- Henry Blake: No kidding! That would be great on movie nights! You got any of those pizza requisition forms?
- Captain Sloan: [referring to a generic Army requisition form] Oh, just use one of those standard S-1798s and write in "pizza" where it says "machine gun."
- Henry Blake: Captain Sloan here is with supply.
- Captain Sloan: More accurately, I'm with the 375th Q. M. H. Q., COMSEAPAC, SEOULSEC REPDEP.
- Hawkeye: Maybe I'll have that drink.
- Captain Sloan: Now, the business at hand is an incubator, that is if my lieutenant understood what your colonel said you captains want.
- Hawkeye: Right.
- Trapper: And we need one as soon as possible.
- Captain Sloan: Well, let's see what the good book says.
- Hawkeye: The good book?
- Captain Sloan: The Manual of Supply and Requisition.
- Hawkeye: MANSUPREQ.
- Captain Sloan: Um, "inhalator, indicator, innoculator, infusilator - " Here it is: 437 - stroke - R2, incubator.
- Henry Blake: Thar she blows!
- Captain Sloan: "Device for developing bacterial cultures at constant suitable temperatures." Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have one.
