Jamie Farr credited as playing...
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
- Klinger: [as a Korean girl looks him over puzzledly] This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables.
- Klinger: I'll escort you to your tent.
- Margaret: Over my dead body.
- Klinger: That's possible, Major. Some North Korean prisoners have been released in the area. An attractive person like yourself might be in danger. Of course, the same is true for me.
- Margaret: I can take care of myself, Cinderella.
- Klinger: I understand this is a good neighborhood to pick up sailors.
