Loretta Swit credited as playing...
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: The shrapnel tore the back of the sigmoid colon!
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: That has to be it!
- Maj. Frank Burns: Anybody could have missed that.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Thanks, Frank.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You know something, Major?
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: What's that?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You're beautiful when you sweat.
