McLean Stevenson credited as playing...
Lt. Col. Henry Blake
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: You woke me up for that, Private O'Reilly?
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: Corporal, Sir.
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: Nothing is forever, Radar.
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: I'm leaving. I'm leaving. But not before I tell you to give up the luxury of trying to be Dr. Perfect in this - in this G.I. butcher shop. You know you can save that luxury for when you go back home to your private practice, where you can pick the kind of patients that won't go sour on ya.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You know something Henry?
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: What?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You're not nearly as dumb as I thought you were.
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: Thanks. You know something Pierce?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: What?
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: You're disgusting when you try to be nice.
- Lt. Col. Henry Blake: 20,000 miles from home and I'm still aggravated by a woman. Sometimes I think my wife operates Major Houlihan by remote control.
