Dean Winters credited as playing...
Detective Brian Cassidy
- Detective Brian Cassidy: What's that?
- Elliot Stabler: [handing a report to Cragen] Take a look at that. Fingerprint check on Pancek. I'd say that gives us a whole different kind of motive.
- Captain Donald Cragen: [glancing at the report] See if any of the victims are in the New York area. Your partner may not like this.
- Elliot Stabler: Why? It's a murder investigation.
- Captain Donald Cragen: Yeah. Yeah, it is. Just don't let her forget we don't get to pick the vic.
- [Much and Cassidy exchange confused glances]
- Detective John Munch: Are we missing some key piece of information here?
- Elliot Stabler, Captain Donald Cragen: Shut up, John.
- Detective John Munch: A military plane drops J.F.K.'s coffin in the middle into 9,000 feet of water three years after the assassination. You don't fund that suggestive-perhaps even a tad bit disquieting?
- Detective Brian Cassidy: No.
- Detective John Munch: No? The Justice Department waits 33 years before they impart this tidbit on the American people. And then they say they did it because it wasn't evidence? What are you sheep? Will you believe anything?
- Detective Monique Jefferies: Hey, you guys going to eat all this?
- Detective John Munch: Suppose we say 'yes'?
- Detective Monique Jefferies: Suppose I'm just being polite?
- Detective John Munch: Oh, that would be a first...
- Detective Brian Cassidy: That's cool, John doesn't eat vegetables.
- Detective Monique Jefferies: Yeah? The way I heard, that's the only thing John never gets to uh... eat.
- Detective Brian Cassidy: Ouch.
- Policeman: Sergeant just got a call for a Sex Crimes detective at the 96th street I.R.T...
- Captain Donald Cragen: Why?
- Policeman: Some guy molesting a body.
- Captain Donald Cragen: Oh, that is just terrific. Who's up?
- Detective Brian Cassidy: Me and Munch?
- Captain Donald Cragen: Well, listen, I think a dead molestee can be handled by one detective. Cassidy you go. Munch give Stabler and Benson the benefit of your vast puncture wound experience.
- Detective Brian Cassidy: Sir, if the body is dead is that considered a sex crime?
- Captain Donald Cragen: Just go. You know, investigate, interrogate, write up a DD-5.
- Detective John Munch: What about your erstwhile partner?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Oh, I'd love to John, but my presence is required in court this morning.
- Detective Brian Cassidy: I read about it in the news. City councilman right?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Weenie wagger.
