David Hasselhoff credited as playing...
Michael Knight
- Michael Knight: [to Grant] You know, some way your illusions are a lot more convincing than you are...
- [moves towards exit, turns round]
- Michael Knight: But I got some special effects of my own, like making you disappear for twenty years, man!
- Michael Knight: [Bonnie's apartment has been trashed] When was the last time you saw Denise?
- Simon: You don't think that she...
- Michael Knight: Let's put it this way: if they hung people for circumstantial evidence, right now she'd be slowly twisting in the wind.
- Esmeralda: My name is Esmeralda, and I'm the top witch of the northern high. You wouldn't happen to be a warlock, would you?
- Michael Knight: I don't think so.
- Esmeralda: Pitty. It's so hard to find a good warlock these days.
- K.I.T.T.: Have you tried Warlocks Anonymous?
- Esmeralda: [talking to her black cat, in pretend preparation to put a curse on Michael] Come, Voodoo... we must take our newts out of the oven.
- K.I.T.T.: If you ask me, Michael, she has newts in her BELFRY!
- Michael Knight: Let's hope they STAY there.
- Michael Knight: [seeing the outbuilding's door banging noisily and then creaking open slowly, revealing a wildly-swinging hanging lamp inside with a thick fringe of cobwebs wreathing the edge of its large conical metal shade] Someone's got a real morbid sense of humor.
- Bonnie Barstow: [in a wary, apprehensive tone] I wouldn't go that far.
- Michael Knight: Morbid?
- Bonnie Barstow: Sense of humor!
- K.I.T.T.: [feeling a bit horrified after having analyzed the tuft of black fur that Michael found caught in Denise's closet door] It's hair from a REAL GORILLA, Michael!
- Michael Knight: Don't worry, buddy... I don't think that gorilla has peeled any bananas lately.
