Richard Easton credited as playing...
Mel White
- Frasier: [Frasier is directing a rehearsal of "Nightmare Inn" in his living room] I'm still not entirely happy with the second McAllister sister. She doesn't sound spinsterish enough for me.
- Mel White: I see. You also told me that me gamekeeper sounded too cultured, that my Irishman sounded more Protestant than Catholic, and that my dwarf was too tall.
- [walks to the front door]
- Mel White: Let me try Hans again; tell me how my German is sounding.
- [opens the door]
- Mel White: I qvit!
- [walks out, slamming door]
- Frasier: Did anyone see you?
- Gil Chesterton: Several people. Hans, the German butler.
- Mel White: [German voice:] Ja, I saw zee gentleman.
- Frasier: Stop! That's wonderful, Mel. But he sounds to me just a bit more Austrian than German.
- Mel White: I've done that accent both on Broadway and the London stage!
- Frasier: Yes, well perhaps they have different standards than I have.
