Alex Stemkovsky credited as playing...
Bandit #1
- Bandit: [robbing a couple on a floating wagon] You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.
- Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
- Mal: [in disguise in a dress and large bonnet] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
- Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would.
- Mal: [gasps] You are not the man I met a year ago.
- [Mal and Jayne pull their guns on the unsuspecting bandits]
- Mal: Now, think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
