Dermot Morgan credited as playing...
Father Ted Crilly
- Father Ted Crilly: [Ted worried about his upcoming forfeit] I was just thinking about my next parish. Bishop Brennan is always threatening to send me somewhere unpleasant, and this time I think he just might go through with it. You see... I'm going to kick him up the arse.
- Father Ted Crilly: Let's get some sleep.
- [lights turn off but it is still bright]
- Father Ted Crilly: It's morning. We must have talked all night. Still at least we've got a few hours before...
- [alarm clock goes off]
- Father Ted Crilly: Good thing I set a little early so we'll have time to get ready for...
- [doorbell rings]
- Father Ted Crilly: [whines] Oh God!
