Jessica Walter credited as playing...
Fran Sinclair
- Fran Sinclair: Earl Sneed, Sinclair if you touch one scale on that boy's head, I'll disconnect your premium cable channels.
- Earl: You'd make me watch basic?
- [Robbie tackles him]
- Robbie: Can I have a moment's peace? I was at work all day.
- Fran Sinclair: Robbie, you are the supreme male. These are your responsibilities now. If you can't handle them, maybe you should turn them over to someone with more maturity.
- Earl: [wearing goofy glasses] Whoa, Fran, I can see your underwear.
- Fran Sinclair: The baby flushed his caveman doll down the toilet and now it's backed up.
- Robbie: So?
- Fran Sinclair: So, we don't have a working bathroom.
- Robbie: We live in a forest! There's nothing BUT bathrooms! Trees and bushes as far as the eye can see!
- Fran Sinclair: Fine, if you won't fix it, I'll just call a plumber.
- Robbie: Oh no, you're not spending my hard-earned money on some over-priced wrench jockey.
- Fran Sinclair: Robbie!
- Robbie: Mommy, tell him to be supreme male again.
- Earl: Can't make me.
- Fran Sinclair: Alright, that's enough from both of you.
- [to Earl]
- Fran Sinclair: He can't handle the household, and it's time you started acting like an adult again.
- Earl: Don't wanna!
- Fran Sinclair: We're going right down to the Office of Male Supremecy and get you reinstated as head of the house.
- Earl: [childishly] Why should I?
- Fran Sinclair: Earl, do you really mean to say there's nothing you miss about being an adult?
- Earl: ... Can't think of any.
- Fran Sinclair: What about Thursday nights?
- Earl: [looks at her] *Our* Thursday nights?
- Fran Sinclair: Thursday nights are for adults only, Earl.
