Fred Dryer credited as playing...
Dave Richards
- Cliff Clavin: What's the matter, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: Uh, oh, nothing. Just that my shorts are binding up on me.
- Cliff Clavin: Just stand up and straighten them out.
- Norm Peterson: Nah. I'll give 'em five minutes. Sometimes they self-correct.
- Diane Chambers: The level of conversation in this bar could not sink any lower.
- [Dave Richards walks into the bar]
- Dave Richards: [to Diane] Hiya wonderbuns.
- Diane Chambers: "Going down"!
- Norm Peterson: Hey Dave, Dave. What was that you said at the end of your sports report last night?
- Dave Richards: Oh, I said uh, "Good night and remember: the world is full of winners and loser. Here's hoping you're one of them."
- Norm Peterson: Well, I guess I did hear it right.
