- Murdock: I just don't like the idea of B.A. taking apart my brand new truck.
- Face: Ah, I'm sure he's just using it to train Kelvin.
- Murdock: I know, I know, but, eh, I worked so hard to win it on the Wheel of Fortune, Face.
- Face: We had to work so hard, okay? Besides, you're the one who took the trip to Hawaii, without me!
- Murdock: I know.
- Hannibal: [posing as an Irish priest] Whom do you seek?
- Zack: I seek the A-Team.
- Hannibal: The A-Team? Are they not criminals? Are they not outlaws? Are they not fugitives from those that uphold the law?
- Zack: Well, eh, I don't know about that, but eh, I'm just hoping maybe they could, eh, help me with these slimeballs - Eh, excuse me, father. Eh, these low down critters that are trying to run me off my station.
- Sonny Marlini: [on phone] Look, anything happens to this load, your head comes in a headbox, got that?
- Sonny Marlini: Pop, listen. I went through a great deal of trouble, you know, to stage that accident with the prison bus. You know that? You're supposed to be dead, pop! You don't go around here attracting attention.
- Sam Marlini: Look, I... I wouldn't be dead if you had whacked the judge, like I told you.
- Sonny Marlini: We don't wack judges these days, pop. No we don't. We send them to college.
- Sheriff Annie Plummer: [on carphone] Jim? Sheriff Plummer. Turn 'em loose and help 'em do whatever they want. And Smith says to tell his people to 'build it'. We're on our way.
- Deputy: [hangs up phone] You're free. And Smith's orders is to build it? Whatever that means.
- B.A. Baracus: That means he's on the jazz.
- [shakes hands with the Faceman]
