Tim Dunigan credited as playing...
Templeton 'Faceman' Peck
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I had to bring your uncle Deke into this.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: How is Uncle Deke?
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: You don't have an Uncle Deke.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Oh that's too bad, I was just starting to like him.
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: No, you hate him. He used to beat you.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: That creep!
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Murdock, can you fly a Gulf Stream?
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: If it's got wings, I can fly anything. Hey Faceman, what's a Gulf Stream?
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Murdock and I will handle the film commission.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Are we doing "Boots and Bikini's" again? Aw, I hate that movie.
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: We're gonna keep making it till we get it right.
- José the Hotel Manager: Beunos dias, señor, are you checking in?
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I'm with 20th Century Fox, we're with the movie company.
- José the Hotel Manager: Eh, pardon me sir?
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: The Farrah Fawcet, Bo Derek, Loni Anderson movie?
- José the Hotel Manager: The what?
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Of course you've been told about it?
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Do you do this all the time?
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: We haven't done the movie company in six months.
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [referring to B.A] Is he nuts?
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: No, I'm nuts, he's just an angry mudsucker.
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Excuse me, but what are you doing?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: We're tying him up so he won't kill us if he comes to.
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: I see.
- [pause]
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Excuse me again, but isn't he one of you? I mean, isn't he on the team?
- Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yes.
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: So then why did you have to drug him?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: He hates the pilot.
- Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Hates the pilot? Why?
- Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Because our pilot is insane.
- Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: We got the plane but Miguel's having trouble coming up with the poison, he wants to use bleach but now he's starting to wheeze everytime he walks.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Hey, use ammonia, it's great!
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Good idea, Murdock.
