Name: The Crucifier
Genre: Horror
Released: 2005-01-27
Duration: 1 h 25 min
Rating: 2.2
Cast: Rocco Martone, Kerri Taylor, Ryan Miller

Wanna See Topless Chicks in Their Underwear? Then this movie is for you.

Because that's all this movie contains. Just chicks tied up in a "crucified" position. Plot? What Plot? There is no plot! All you get is some religious symbolism BS, and some quasi-satanic dialogue spewed from a guy wearing a skull mask, with an upside down cross on it. If you have the fortitude to sit through this movie in it's entirety then 1) You are an objective movie-watcher, willing to give ANYTHING a chance, or 2) You were somehow involved in this so-called project. Now, there's nothing to say you can't make a good movie on a shoe-string budget, but it's painfully obvious from the first 30 seconds that no effort whatsoever was put into this movie. This movie has the worst, stilted acting I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing. So, unless you're desperate to see topless, semi-attractive chicks in bondage (rent a porno for God's sake!), avoid this movie at all costs. Or, just take LSD, and watch this with a bunch of friends. Who knows, you just might understand this movie.

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