- Arístides Montenegro: [after when Mrs Nelly saw the transformation between Diego and Ivan] And why the blazes would Diego let poor Nelly watch the transformation?
- Diego Saldaña: [as Ivan] A, Because he don't have a brain. B, He is an complete imbecil. C, He is such a mommas boy and D, All the previous alternatives!
- [repeated line]
- Vanessa Carrera: Listen here, you poor git! Number one: Stop bothering me! Number two: Get a life! And three
- [thinks a lot]
- Vanessa Carrera: Well,*that*!
- Gustavo Valdés: [About Alvaros disappearing because of his girlfriend cheationg on his brother Octavio] No, He won't answer his cellphone. Alvaro is like an island, man. He won't have contact with ANYONE! Especially with his brother island...!
- Diego Saldaña: [Dr Aristedes trying to hypnotize Ivan about the fire when his mother died] Oh....nooo...its fire all over the place....Hepl! Help! HELP US OUT OF HERE...
- [rises up from the chair]
- Diego Saldaña: Insert coin for the dramatic ending
- [making arcade games noises]
