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- Illeana: [after girls run off] Do we have a plan B?
- Karsh: No, we're way past plan B, we're more like at D.
- Illeana: Yeah.
- Karsh: [They are rescued from the Darkness and fall into the room] Ah, finally! Took you long enough!
- Illeana: He means thank you.
- Karsh: Will you please stop telling people what I mean, I think I know what I mean.
- Illeana: Oh, they're so sweet, do you think we should have told them they're marked for death?
- Karsh: Why would we have told them that?
- Illeana: I don't know.
- Karsh: [to Illeana] Would you like to put down the chicken wing and help me protect the girls?
- Karsh: [whooshes door away] I never get tired of that.
- Illeana: I do.
- Karsh: Really?
- Illeana: Well, you do it all the time, at parties, and it just...
- Karsh: Why didn't you tell me?
- Illeana: I just...
- [cut to girls and song "Rush"]
- Illeana: Remember, the prophecy says the two must learn to act as one.
- Karsh: Well, right now the two are tap-dancing on my last good nerve.
- Karsh: [Beth double-dips chip] Now why would you do that?
- Beth Fish: I'm sorry?
- Karsh: You just double-dipped, you ruined the entire dip- just go, just... go.
- Illeana: [She has just walked through a wall and is dazed. She tries to stop the twins that have already left. She then walks to window and tries to talk to Karsh] They're gone!
- Karsh: [pretending he can't hear her] Sorry?
- Illeana: What? That was a really thick wall!
- Karsh: Come again?
- Illeana: Hey, I went through some '70s wallpaper that's gonna emotionally scar for life!