Josh Duhamel credited as playing...
Alex
- [last lines]
- Woman Tourist: This is stupid. Why don't we just take the bus?
- Man Tourist: The bus...
- Woman Tourist: We could take the *bus*. Then we could see the country.
- Man Tourist: The bus takes forever.
- Woman Tourist: Well, I thought that's why we came here, to experience new things.
- Man Tourist: Yeah, I guess.
- Alex Trubituan: [interjecting] Take the plane.
- Man Tourist: What?
- Alex Trubituan: Take the plane.
- Man Tourist: Thanks, man.
- Alex Trubituan: De nada.
- Nurse: Go. Run.
- Alex Trubituan: What do you mean?
- Nurse: Run right now. This guy has plans for you and your friends and his plans are pretty fucking elaborate and pretty fucking fucked. So if I were you, I'd just run.
- Finn: [regarding Kiko] If he dies, how do we get back?
- Alex Trubituan: He's not gonna die.
- Finn: 'Cause I don't wanna be here if his uncle shows up and we're like "Hello, mate, here's your dead nephew. Oh, and by the way, you're out of scotch."
- [first lines]
- Bea Trubituan: [careening recklessly through the countryside in a bus] Are you having fun?
- Alex Trubituan: Am I the only one having a problem with this?
- Bea Trubituan: I don't know, I guess I'm used to it.
- Alex Trubituan: I just keep thinking about how far we must be from a hospital. You know, with doctors who operate instead of amputate?
- Bea Trubituan: So dramatic.
- Alex Trubituan: [grinding sounds] Would you slow the fuck down!
- Alex: [to bus driver] "Bussie!" You suck at driving buses! You should do something else. Pick bananas or something.
