Gina Yashere credited as playing...
Keisha Marie
- Keisha Marie: [helping Natella with her speech for school president] Peace to Tupac! Fuck tha police!
- Natella: I'm going to call my presentation, "Into the Melting Pot: a Carnival of Nations"!
- Keisha Marie: I'm going to call mine "Into the Shitpot: a Carnival of Shit".
- Martin Jackson: [Martin has just sold his novel, thus quitting his teaching job] Hee hee! You will never use anything I've taught you! And you're all idiots! Especially Keisha!
- Keisha Marie: [smugly] He chose me.
- Guidance person: Keisha, you're being sent to a school for the exceptionally challenged. Do you understand what that means?
- Keisha Marie: What d'you reckon?
- Guidance person: Well, what part don't you understand?
- Keisha Marie: "Epsteptionally".
- Guidance person: Well, that means "very".
- Keisha Marie: And "challenged".
- Guidance person: Well, that means "stupid". So you see, I could have said we're sending you to a school for the very stupid.
- Keisha Marie: [pauses to digest this information] Yes!
- Keisha Marie: They's prejudiced against me because of the color of my skin! But I'm not here to talk about the struggle.
- Keisha Marie: [Keisha is being interrogated by the police] I told you, you got the wrong bitch! I'm J-Lo.
- Keisha Marie: So today's the day...
- Natella: Yep, D-Day.
- Keisha Marie: Yep, Thursday.
- Natella: Friday.
- Keisha Marie: Yep, Wednesday.
- Natella: No, it's Friday, Keisha.
- Keisha Marie: Or is it D-Day?
- Natella: Yes, but that's...
- Keisha Marie: You think you know so much about the days of the week!
- Keisha Marie: Shouldn't you be at the news agent?
- Natella: [annoyed] Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie motherfuckers?
- Natella: [after playing her sitar and Gavin breaks it on stage] Well, what do you think? Give me your honest opinion.
- Keisha Marie: You were shit, shittier than shit. You were so shit it made me wanna block out my ears of shit and eat some shit, and then do a shit.
- Natella: Right... Latrina?
- Latrina: Shit.
- Natella: Well, obviously I can't expect you to appreciate the subtleties of Indian classical music. For my talents to be truly appreciated, I require a more sophisticated audience.
- Keisha Marie: I agree, if sophisticated means deaf.
- [Keisha has been speaking in riddles]
- Latrina: What class do we have next?
- Keisha Marie: Across the channel lies a land / Whose words we cannot understand
- Latrina: Ah, French.
- Keisha Marie: Double Chemistry.
