Jo Wyatt credited as playing...
Natella • Various • Tamsin
- Natella: I'm going to call my presentation, "Into the Melting Pot: a Carnival of Nations"!
- Keisha Marie: I'm going to call mine "Into the Shitpot: a Carnival of Shit".
- Keisha Marie: So today's the day...
- Natella: Yep, D-Day.
- Keisha Marie: Yep, Thursday.
- Natella: Friday.
- Keisha Marie: Yep, Wednesday.
- Natella: No, it's Friday, Keisha.
- Keisha Marie: Or is it D-Day?
- Natella: Yes, but that's...
- Keisha Marie: You think you know so much about the days of the week!
- Keisha Marie: Shouldn't you be at the news agent?
- Natella: [annoyed] Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie motherfuckers?
- Natella: [after playing her sitar and Gavin breaks it on stage] Well, what do you think? Give me your honest opinion.
- Keisha Marie: You were shit, shittier than shit. You were so shit it made me wanna block out my ears of shit and eat some shit, and then do a shit.
- Natella: Right... Latrina?
- Latrina: Shit.
- Natella: Well, obviously I can't expect you to appreciate the subtleties of Indian classical music. For my talents to be truly appreciated, I require a more sophisticated audience.
- Keisha Marie: I agree, if sophisticated means deaf.
- Mr. Phillips: I bet you guys had all sorts of nicknames for me?
- Latrina: Nope. Not really.
- Mr. Phillips: You probably called me "Shitlips" or something like that? You probably went "Oh there goes old Shitty Shitlips" eh?
- Natella: No.
- Latrina: Heh. Phillips. Sounds like shitlips.
