Mike Chapman credited as playing...
Pom Pom • Powered by The Cheat Homestar • Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad • Powered by The Cheat Eh! Steve • Powered by The Cheat Marzipan • Powered by The Cheat Coach Z • Powered by The Cheat Bubs • Additional Voices
- Powered by The Cheat Homestar: Hey, Strong Bad, I need to be kicked into the face.
- Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: I can do it. I will do it nine times.
- [He jumps in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times]
- Powered by The Cheat Homestar: This is the last...
- Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: Shut it up. Shut it up, you.
- Powered by The Cheat Homestar: Shut it up, me.
- Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: [cartwheeling] Here I go. Here I go again on my own.
- [uses a ramp to jump over buses]
- Powered by The Cheat Bubs: Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!
- Mike: Hey, Homestar, I've got a new friend for you.
- Homestar Runner: Uh-oh... last time you said that?
- Mike: [holds up a Kick-The-Cheat doll]
- Homestar Runner: What in blue blazes is that?
- Mike: [hits the Kick the Cheat doll, causing it to make The Cheat noises]
- Homestar Runner: Oooh.
- Mike: [hits it again, causing it to make more The Cheat noises]
- Homestar Runner: Don't do it again.
- Mike: [hits it a third time, making more noises]
- Homestar Runner: What is it saying?
- Mike: I think that it says that he loves you very much.
- Homestar Runner: Awww! Yellow Man!
- Homestar Runner: Oh... I look like... the elephant man.
- Mike: Homestar, you look the way you always do.
- Homestar Runner: ...What are you saying, Mike?
- [Strong Bad is asked by an emailer from Boston about what Homestar and Marzipan do on a date]
- Strong Bad: You know I've done a lotta thinking on the subject. And yes, Boston, you guessed it, it gimme the jibblies. So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR! Using the most state-of-the-art polygoniest technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting. I think it would go a little something a-like a-dis-a...
- [Strong Bad starts playing the game]
- Sim XR Marzipan: DUH!
- Sim XR Homestar: FUH! DUH! DUH!
- Sim XR Marzipan: BUH! DUH! FUH! Strong Bad is on point.
- Sim XR Homestar: FUH!
