This David Stanley video causes me to invent a new film genre: "Pied Noir", namely film noir (itself an invented category so named by French critics years after the American thrillers were made and released) with an emphasis on extreme foot fetishism. Stanley is a true foot-man, and indulges his mania here to the hilt.

By the numbers, the five requisite Vivid Video sex scenes have 3 ending with a cumshot on the girl's feet, one lesbian scene and one botched scene set on a staircase in which the porn stud (miscast clunker Mason Rivers) can't perform, so some fake cum is sprayed from off screen onto star Dasha's posterior.

Stanley's horrible script tries for the Double Indemnity/Postman Always Rings Twice type of archetypal film noir situation as busty Euro import and contract star Dasha is plotting to off her abusive husband Dillon Day (her real-life mate), indicated early on by a stupid closeup of her holding a can of poison to put into his coffee (she doesn't, but I wish she had, as that would have reduced the already short at 76 minutes feature to about 20 minutes long).

Fleshing out the cast are Ava Vincent as a bisexual vixen who humps both her BFF Lezley Zen as well as future husband Randy Spears. Mason, whose acting and flat line readings are appalling, plays Spears' son, and the treachery involving folks' eagerness to kill millionaire Dillon plays out listlessly.

At the end, Mason is disappointed in the conclusion to this story (just as I was) and sets up Dasha's final line of dialog: "It's an ending, and that's enough". Stanley uses this to insult the viewer as the curtain rings down on a time-waster of a feature.

The BTS short subject on the DVD is mainly bloopers, including alternate takes of the fake Mason cumshot, in which too much phony liquid is tossed on Dasha's behind, reminiscent of the comical overflow of fake spunk shot on Sirpa Lane by the title character in Borowcyzk's classic arthouse porno "The Beast".

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