I had heard about this film for quite a while in my "Lovers of Cinema" discussion group, but had not been able to see it until just recently.

Many of the movie's supporters withing our elitist circle of movie snobbery thought that it was a milestone in effective storytelling and a dramatic leap in terms of lighting and set design, etc...

I thought it was movie about people eating semen on bread products. Silly me. 

Anyways, I'm not sure what type of person would see the title of this movie and immediately rush out to rent (or God forbid, buy) it. Perhaps somebody who has only experienced eating jizz 1,000 ways, maybe?

"Hmm..let's see. I've eaten jizz on toast, English muffins, croissants, crepes, and pancakes. I just don't know what else to eat jizz on!"

The charming plot review on this very site will bring you up to speed in case you missed the first two movies in this series:

"11 girls suck cock and eat jizz off of/with various foods"

You just know that somewhere on some dark side of the Internet, two "porn-geeks" were discussing the merits of this movie.

Pervert 1: "Dude, you totally gotta see it on the big screen! It's like you're right there eating the jizz with 'em!!!"

Pervert 2: "Nah, I'll wait for it to come out on video. The series went downhill with the second one. LOL!"

Sometimes I just want to curl into the fetal position and quietly weep for humanity. 

Well, gotta go. "Jackass" is coming on! It's the one where Steve-O accidentally saws his own arm off! Now, that my friends, is comedy!!!!

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