Missi Pyle credited as playing...
Mrs. Beauregarde
- Willy Wonka: Watch this!
- [pulls a handle on a large machine, that begins to make noise! As everyone watches, it eventually dispenses a small stick of gum, that Violet Beauregarde takes]
- Mike Teavee: [unamused] You mean that's it?
- Willy Wonka: Do you even know what 'it' is?
- Violet Beauregarde: [matter-of-factly] It's gum.
- Willy Wonka: Yeah, it's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe, heh, know why, know why? Because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself!
- Mr. Salt: Why would anyone want that?
- Willy Wonka: [looks confused, then pulls out his cards and reads from one] It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. Just a strip of Wonka's Magic Chewing gum and that is, all you will ever need at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie!
- Grandpa Joe: It sounds great!
- Veruca Salt: It sounds weird.
- Violet Beauregarde: Sounds like my kinda gum.
- [removes her own gum from her mouth and sticks it behind her ear]
- Willy Wonka: [worriedly] I'd rather you didn't, there's still one or two things that are...
- Violet Beauregarde: [confidently] I'm the World Record holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything!
- [pops the gum in her mouth and starts to chew]
- Mrs. Beauregarde: How is it, honey?
- Violet Beauregarde: It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!
- Willy Wonka: Yeah! Spit it out!
- Grandpa Joe: Young lady, I think you'd better...
- Violet Beauregarde: It's changing... roast beef, with baked potato. Crispy skin and butter!
- Mrs. Beauregarde: Keep chewing, kiddo! My little girl's gonna be the first person in the world to have a chewing gum meal!
- Willy Wonka: Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the...
- Violet Beauregarde: Blueberry pie and ice cream!
- Willy Wonka: That part.
- Veruca Salt: [staring at Violet] What's happening to her nose?
- [Violet keeps chewing and her nose starts turning color]
- Mr. Salt: It's turning blue!
- Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple!
- Violet Beauregarde: [touching her nose] W-What do you mean?
- Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet!
- [to Wonka; concerned]
- Mrs. Beauregarde: What's happening?
- Willy Wonka: Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Blueberry Pie that does it. I'm terribly sorry!
- Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?
- [continues to turn blue and starts to grow]
- Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!
- Charlie Bucket: Like a blueberry!
- Willy Wonka: [to Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. Heh, it's just weird!
- Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter! How is she supposed to compete?
- Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair!
- [Wonka laughs; Mrs. Beauregarde looks at Veruca viciously]
- [Augustus is still covered into chocolate as he and his mother leave the factory]
- Mrs. Gloop: [distressed] Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.
- Augustus Gloop: [eating off his fingers] But I taste so good.
- [Mrs. Beauregarde and her daughter then leave the factory; Violet has much of the juice squeezed from her body and is doing handstands and cartwheels, still blue]
- Violet Beauregarde: [after shaping into a pretzel shape] Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.
- Mrs. Beauregarde: [disapprovingly] Yes, but you're blue.
- [Mr. Salt and his daughter then leave the factory, both covered into garbage; He attempts with extraordinary endeavor to control his visible anger against Veruca]
- Veruca Salt: [seeing the glass elevator floating into the sky] Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator!
- Mr. Salt: Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final!
- Veruca Salt: [glares at him, strongly disagrees] But I want it!
- [Mr. Salt fiercely glares back at Veruca, leading her to remain quiet. Mr. Teavee and his son then leave the factory; Mike's body is completely extended and looking tall and thin]
- Violet Beauregarde: What's so funny?
- Willy Wonka: I think it's from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.
- Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say?
- Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas start singing] Listen close, listen hard / The tale of Violet Beauregarde / This gentle girl she sees no wrong / Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / She goes on chewing till at last / Her chewing muscles grow so fast / From her face her giant chin / Sticks out just like a violin / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa/ For years and years she chews away / Her jaws get stronger every day / And with one great tremendous chew / They bite the poor girl's tongue in two / And that is why we try so hard / To save Miss Violet Beauregarde / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long./ Chewing, chewing all day long./ Chewing, chewing all day long./
- Blueberry Violet: Mr. Wonka!
- [Oompa Loompas stop singing]
- Willy Wonka: [to Oompa Loompa] I want you to roll Miss Beaurgarde into the boat and take her along to the Juicing Room at once. 'Kay?
- Mrs. Beauregarde: The Juicing Room? What are they gonna do to her there?
- Willy Wonka: Oh, they're gonna squeeze her. Like a little pimple. We've gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately.
- [Mrs. Beauregarde runs up to Blueberry Violet]
- Blueberry Violet: Mother, help me. Please!
- [Mrs. Beauregarde pushes Blueberry Violet into door]
- Willy Wonka: [looks at everyone] Come on... Let's boogie!
- Veruca Salt: [outside the Chocolate Factory] Daddy, I want to go in.
- Mr. Salt: [looks at the time on his watch] It's 9:59, sweetheart.
- Veruca Salt: Make time go faster.
- Charlie Bucket: Do you think Mr. Wonka will recognize you?
- Grandpa Joe: Hard to say. It's been years.
- Mrs. Beauregarde: Eyes on the prize, Violet. Eyes on the prize.
