Christopher Lee credited as playing...
Dr. Wonka
- Dr. Wonka: Heavens. I haven't seen bicuspids like these since... since...
- [long pause]
- Dr. Wonka: Willy?
- Willy Wonka: [confirms his arrival] Hello, Father.
- [long pause]
- Dr. Wonka: All these years and you haven't flossed.
- Willy Wonka: [confirms the whole truth] Not once.
- Dr. Wonka: Now, let's see what the damage is this year, shall we? Caramels. They would get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they? Lollipops. Ought to be called "cavities on a stick"! Then we have all this... all this chocolate!
- Dr. Wonka: [knowing his son wants to be a chocolatier] Candy is a waste of time. No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier.
- Little Willy Wonka: Then I'll run away! To Switzerland! Bavaria! The candy capitals of the world!
- Dr. Wonka: Go ahead. But I won't be here when you come back.
- Dr. Wonka: Just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate. Makes their noses itch.
- Little Willy Wonka: Maybe I'm not allergic, I could try a piece.
- Dr. Wonka: [smiles grimly] Really? But why take a chance?
