- Hugo: Hello, this is Hugo of Hugo and Victor: Naughtiness International, no big small crime too... er...
- Hugo: Hello Mr. Panda, I am the Panda that is not a Panda now that the other Panda that is a Panda is not here. If you know what I mean.
- Interpol: Where's me Tablets? Where's me Tablets?
- Hugo: That wasn't the most corrosive acid known to man. That was just my homemade sarsaparilla that it was.
- Monsieur Mechano: And Bob's your Uncle! I mean he would be if you had an Uncle but I don't, you see, he's called Edward. I mean on one side, I mean, there's more than one of them. There's Uncles, you see.
- Victor: Ah, we are all in one piece.
- Interpol: Trouble is, we are supposed to be in three separate pieces.
- Robin Hood: And now, your purses!
- Hugo: No, but I do a good impersonation of one: Meow! Meow!
- Robin Hood: Not pussies, purses!
- Alien: It must have been when I put the cat out.
