- Elaine "The Pain" Boyack: I'm very good with children, it's just, just that Tracy Beaker's not very good at being a child.
- Tracy Beaker: So, where are we going?
- Camilla "Cam" Lawson: How about a picnic in the park?
- Tracy Beaker: Call the news crew, warn the paparazzi! Tracy Beaker is going to the park!
- Camilla "Cam" Lawson: Well, I like the park.
- Tracy Beaker: Of course you do, you're old. I bet you enjoy the cemetery as well.
- Camilla "Cam" Lawson: Are you this cheeky to everyone?
- Tracy Beaker: Yeah, don't go thinking you're anyone special.
- [about Justine's yellow/gold coloured bridesmaid dress]
- Tracy Beaker: Don't worry Justine it's not that bad
- Amber Hearst: Yes it is, it looks like a frilly custard
