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Drake & Josh (2004)

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Drake & Josh

  • [repeated line]
  • Josh Nichols: Headaches! You give me headaches!
  • [repeated line]
  • Drake Parker, Josh Nichols: Megan!
  • Mr. Nichols: Sure Josh knows basketball, I taught him myself.
  • Mr. Nichols: [shows off with basketball]
  • Mr. Nichols: [throws ball at Drake] Think fast!
  • [ball misses and hits a lamp]
  • Drake Parker: Lamps don't think that fast.
  • Josh Nichols: [Josh is trying to study while Drake is playing a loud video game] Drake, the volume!
  • Drake Parker: Oh, right.
  • [Drake gets the remote and turns it louder]
  • Megan Parker: Why is Josh screaming? Have the eggs hatched?
  • Drake Parker: Do I get to wear that purdy apron?
  • [repeated line]
  • Josh Nichols: Oh, jeez...
  • Josh Nichols: Mom and Dad are gonna kill us!
  • Drake Parker: No they won't... they are gonna kill you.
  • [repeated line]
  • Josh Nichols: And now I'm alone...

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