Casey Affleck credited as playing...
Virgil Malloy
- Linus Caldwell: [Linus is trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
- Basher Tarr, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Reuben Tishkoff, Livingston Dell, Yen, Frank Catton: [simultaneously] Rusty.
- Danny Ocean: Thanks, Linus.
- Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
- Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man.
- Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
- Virgil Malloy: I have feelings.
- Turk Malloy: No, you don't.
- Virgil Malloy: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?
- Turk Malloy: Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
- Virgil Malloy: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
- Danny Ocean: Rusty's not 50 years old.
- Turk Malloy: Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
- Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
- Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.
- Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?
- Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
- Turk Malloy: I'll give you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month.
- Virgil Malloy: I wanna eat your whole head.
- Danny Ocean: How much is everyone short?
- Turk Malloy: 14.
- Virgil Malloy: You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
- Turk Malloy: Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
- Virgil Malloy: Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
- Frank Catton: Eight.
- Linus Caldwell: Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
- Basher Tarr: I'm light 9.
- Livingston Dell: What's the interest?
- Reuben Tishkoff: 6.
- Livingston Dell: Then I owe 6.
- Turk Malloy: What?
- Livingston Dell: I've been living with my parents.
- Rusty Ryan: I owe 25.
- [everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
- Rusty Ryan: Hotels, man.
- Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
- Virgil Malloy: 48?
- Danny Ocean: You think I'm 48 years old?
- Virgil Malloy: 52?
- Virgil Malloy: [At an engagement dinner]
- [clinks his glass]
- Virgil Malloy: All right, I know I'm just the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, like uh, a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste, and their children Denise and Jessica. My Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen. My neighbor, John, and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead, Big Sam.
- [His brother is not mentioned]
- Virgil Malloy: And everyone else who's just been great in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you.
- Virgil Malloy: Smoke the freak out.
- Danny Ocean: Yeah.
- Turk Malloy: Smoke the freak out.
- Linus Caldwell: Hey!
- Turk Malloy: What?
- Linus Caldwell: Do we have to use that term?
- Turk Malloy: What term?
- Linus Caldwell: "Freak."
- [pause]
- Linus Caldwell: I mean the National Institute of Mental Health estimates 5.6 percent of adults develop agraphoriaphobia...
- [unable to pronounce]
- All: Agoraphobia.
- Linus Caldwell: Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...? I don't think we need to be an organization that labels people.
- Basher Tarr: Oh, now we're an organization?
- Linus Caldwell: Would you call Emily Dickinson a freak?
- Reuben Tishkoff: Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
- Virgil Malloy: Who's Emily Dickinson?
- Linus Caldwell: Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a... you know, a handicapped guy?
