- Tuff: [watching Kirby running around breathing fire] Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!
- Meta Knight: No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.
- Escargoon: You Know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.
- King Dedede: That's trash you're talkin', Kabu! Ain't no such person as Kirby!
- Escargoon: That's right! You're full of Kabu-loney.
- Kabu: Kabu can see the future.
- King Dedede: Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?
- Kabu: I predict you will not push it.
- King Dedede: Well, I predict you're dead wrong!
- King Dedede: I'm gonna miss my little Blocky!
- Escargoon: Well sire, it just goes to show you shouldn't take your monsters for granite!
- Chef Kawasaki: Kirby's wrecking my restaurant!
- Tiff: Don't blame him. Blame the King and Escargoon!
- Tuff: Yeah, they're the ones who made Kirby mess up!
- Chef Kawasaki: Well, that may be true, Tuff, but I can't fire the King!
- Escargoon: We're going backwards!
- King Dedede: I know that. Hit the brakes!
- Escargoon: They won't hold! We're gonna crash!
- King Dedede: Then do something!
- Escargoon: Like what?
- King Dedede: Break my fall!
- King Dedede: What's that mumbo-gumbo supposed to mean?
- Escargoon: I'm not sure, but there's more.
- King Dedede: Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers?
- Escargoon: If it was, I wouldn't tell you.
- [clears throat]
- Escargoon: It says, "Your account is past due, pay up, you cheap tightwad!".
- [King Dedede hammers Escargoon]
- Escargoon: Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged!
- Tuff: Kirby's in trouble!
- Tiff: That monster knows every trick in the book!
- Meta Knight: You mean in the cookbook!
- Meta Knight: His attack is far too dangerous! I'm afraid Microphone Kirby's singing may be his worst attack of all!
- Tiff: Now you tell me!
- King Dedede: Here come yer biggest fans for your autograph!
- Tiff: But you crooks are the ones who started all this trouble in the first place!
- King Dedede: We was fooled by the Broom King, just like the rest of ya. Right, Escargoon?
- Escargoon: Hah! That's a likely story.
- Fo-Lo-Lo & Fa-La-La: [singing a jump rope chant] One and one and one is three! We don't like King Dee Dee Dee! Two and two and two is six! He weighs like a ton of bricks!
- King Dedede: Escargoon, find us a way outta here!
- Escargoon: Okay.
- [looks at Tiff]
- King Dedede, Escargoon: GET US OUTTA HERE!
- King Dedede: [Surrounded by potato chip bags] Y'know, there's jus' sumthin' about sittin' in front o' the TV all day long that gives me the nibblies!
- Escargoon: Hey! How are we gonna fatten up Kirby if you're chomping all the chips?
- King Dedede: These here things is way too tasty to waste on Kirby!
- Escargoon: Just look at this mess! Where do you expect me to throw all these soggy sacks?
- King Dedede: This looks like a good place!
- [shoves an empty bag onto Escargoon's head]
- King Dedede: Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt!
- Escargoon: I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf! My entire life savings are in jeopardy!
- King Dedede: Whadda ya mean I cheat?
- Escargoon: Oops.
- King Dedede: You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'! They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ingrateful ingrates! I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies de-de-dethrone ME?
- Escargoon: HEY! Bring the king something to eat, willya?
- [silence]
- Escargoon: I don't get it. Couldn't they hear me?
- King Dedede: Maybe they'll hear this!
- [storms into the kitchen]
- King Dedede: HEY, you lazy good-for-nothin' bums! You heard the snail! I WANT MY DINNER!
- King Dedede: [looks at the Waddle Dees running around making fools of themselves] Hmph! Watta bunch o' dumbskulls.
