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The Surreal Life (2003)

Bronson Pinchot: Self

The Surreal Life

Bronson Pinchot credited as playing...

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  • Bronson Pinchot: The last time I saw a cowboy with that many tattoos, I was at a Cher concert!
  • Janice Dickinson: [Bronson is drilling nails] You're not drilling hard enough.
  • Bronson Pinchot: You know what, you said that to me last night... and it's very insulting.
  • Bronson Pinchot: [about Janice] This is a *plastic* vagina. Get a real vagina!
  • Bronson Pinchot: Have you ever had an abdomen massage?
  • Caprice Bourret: No. I think it's weird.
  • Bronson Pinchot: First time for everything...
  • Caprice Bourret: No. It's weird.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Come on, just turn over.
  • Caprice Bourret: Weird.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Please?
  • Caprice Bourret: Weird.
  • Bronson Pinchot: What about now?
  • Caprice Bourret: Super weird.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Don't you want a massage?
  • Caprice Bourret: Super weird.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Do you want a massage... now?
  • Caprice Bourret: No. You're a freak.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Come on, Caprice!
  • Caprice Bourret: Freak.
  • Bronson Pinchot: All right, I'm coming down.
  • Caprice Bourret: You're a freak.
  • Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: [uncomfortable because Janice holds the prop knife over her in the photo shoot] Back the fuck up!
  • Janice Dickinson: I'm not - I'm not - I'm not backing up. I never said the F word.
  • Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: You let a crackhead play with a knife over here.
  • Janice Dickinson: Excuse me? You know what? Who's the crackhead here? It's just a joke.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Careful!
  • Janice Dickinson: Like your wedding dress.
  • Bronson Pinchot: Leave her alone!

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