Wayne Grayson credited as playing...
Michelangelo • Turtle Titan • Dark Michelangelo • Metalhead • General • Karai Aide • Various • Zed • Blobboid • Bobby • Civilian • Dokepal • Foot Technician #2 • Gruell • Homeless Man • Kappa Tengu • Krang • News Anchor Ivan • Nexus Guard • Old Man • Operative • Power Plant Worker #1 • Soldier • Street Phantom • TV Father • The Kid • Triceraton Guard • Two Ton • Utrom
- [Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Donatello arrive]
- Casey Jones: Friends of yours?
- Raphael: Brothers actually
- Casey Jones: I can see the family resemblance.
- Michaelangelo: I'm the pretty one.
- Donatello: I was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now.
- Michaelangelo: [Imitating Gary Coleman] What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Donatello: Well, allow me to explain: As you all may recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies.
- Splinter: I remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute.
- Donatello: The ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?
- Michaelangelo: Because they were late for dinner?
- Donatello: No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please.
- [Drumroll]
- Donatello: He was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?
- Raphael: I think I speak for everyone when I say, "No".
- Michaelangelo: Ladies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story.
- Donatello: Listen, if the Shredder hadn't have made the Utroms crash in the first place, then they never would have developed the ooze, and if they never developed the ooze, we'd never have been mutated. And if we'd never been mutated, we'd all be eating fish flakes in some kid's acquarium right now.
- Michaelangelo: Wow. That's really deep.
- Splinter: How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
- Michaelangelo: This month?
- Donatello: About 512, Sensai.
- Michaelangelo: Goodbye, dented manhole cover. Goodbye, home sweet home.
- Raphael: Hello, cruel world. Come on.
- Leonardo: Can you imagine being that alone?
- Donatello: You know, things may get roughat times, but at least we have each other.
- Michaelangelo: Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?
- Raphael: Come here, knucklehead!
- Leonardo: We have to keep our wits about us.
- Raphael: Don't worry, Mikey. You can share mine.
- Michaelangelo: [annoyed] Oh, so now I'm witless?
- Raphael: Watch out for him, because something that evil always comes back.
- Michaelangelo: Dude, that was great. How do you come up with those?
- Raphael: Don't keep recycling the old ones, Mikey. You gotta try and find something new.
- Splinter: You should never have tried to face The Shredder alone. He is too powerful.
- Donatello: You're telling me. I've got bruises that have got bruises.
- Leonardo: And did you see how The Shredder walked right through that fire?
- Michaelangelo: Yeah, he's like, "The Shredinator" or something.
