Bryan Clark credited as playing...
President Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Aide: Sir, there's urgent news coming in from Pearl.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [whispering] Tell her, the affair is *over*.
- Aide: Not Bailey, sir. Harbor.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Harbor? I barely know her!
- [laughs]
- Aide: *Pearl Harbor*, sir.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dammit, man. Is it the Japs again?
- Aide: No sir.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Nazis?
- Aide: No.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Italians?
- Aide: No.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Russians?
- Aide: No...
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Brits?
- Aide: [disgusted] No!
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: French?
- [Aide makes a buzzer sound]
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Poles?
- Aide: Nope!
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Swedes?
- Aide: Ah, you're not even trying.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [takes a breath] Egyptians?
- Aide: Negative.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Iraqi?
- Aide: Oh sir, don't be ridiclous. The only way they could be a threat is if we arm them ourselves.
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dammit man! Woahh!
- [President Franklin D. Roosevelt gets up, and then falls down behind his desk]
- President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [whsipering, and peering out from behind the desk] Was it us?
- Aide: No sir, its much, much worse than that.
