Robert Maschio credited as playing...
Todd Quinlan
- Random Nurse: You know doctor, I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo.
- Todd: In your endo.
- Todd: [Todd is playing Pacman] Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
- Todd: Why won't any women talk to me?
- Attractive nurse: Because you're slimy and you turn everything into a double entendre.
- Todd: I do not.
- [Attractive nurse leaves, Todd stares at Turk]
- Chris Turk: Go ahead.
- Todd: I'd like to double her entendre.
- Janitor: Ok, look. Attention, roof poopers! Setting aside for a moment the fact that I'm gonna make sure you all live to regret this day - let's keep the magic rolling. Let's not tell anyone else there is a toilet on the roof...
- [Todd enters]
- Janitor: ...there is NOT a toilet on the roof!
- Todd: But you just said there was!
- Janitor: No, yes, I did, but I was using a metaphor- that means God is watching us. You heard this... there's a toilet... on the roof. Am I right, people?
- [Bystanders agree]
- Todd: Cool.
- [Makes cross sign and leaves]
- Todd: That was really big of you to take the blame for Elliot. Just yesterday I really wanted to spank her.
- Chris Turk: Why, did she mess up a patient for you, too?
- Todd: No.
- Todd: Ladies, now that the Todd is a resident here he wants to make things clear so you don't have to wonder any more.
- [points at each of the women]
- Todd: Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and... yes, if I've been drinkin'.
- Nurse Roberts: Come here, wonder bread.
- Todd: What's up, doll?
- Nurse Roberts: If you come this close again I will end you.
- Todd: I'm changing you to a yes because you're feisty.
- [the Todd has farted earlier in the O.R]
- Todd: Dr. Wen threatened to sew my butt cheeks together.
- Chris Turk: And yet you continue to eat chili.
- Todd: Dude I'm takin' the cheese off.
