- Charlotte 'Charlie' Duval: I'm kind of at the stage now where I believe everything happens for a reason. Even the bad things.
- [discussing how the Blue Jay got untied]
- Stu Sheridan: I'd have to be crazy to untie the boat.
- Tommy Devane: Yes, you would.
- [after hearing Captain Morgan talking about their fate for the day]
- Tommy Devane: The rest of the night? I'd rather take my chances with the dingy.
- Tommy Devane: I'll tell ya one thing never changes about Stu though, it's like you said, whenever he plans the trips, we always end up in the oddest places.
- Gus Gruber: Yeah. Remember the uh, golf course in Alaska?
- Tommy Devane: Ah, how can I forget? I almost froze to death!
- [after chartering the dinky Blue Jay boat for the trip]
- Tommy Devane: We're goin' fishing.
- Gus Gruber: [laughs sarcastically] Oh yeah.
- [to Charlie]
- Tommy Devane: If you would've told me two days ago that I would be dancing with a beautiful woman in the ballroom of an old, abandoned ship I would've said that you are crazy.
