Björn Kjellman credited as playing...
Candy Darling
- Candy Darling: That's not true!
- Mona: It's true!
- Candy Darling: You're kidding!
- Mona: I'm not!
- Candy Darling: [singing] We will dance in the neon, on the journey trough the night... Champagne, we must toast this!
- Mona: Is it a real champagne?
- Candy Darling: Nah, just some Spanish crap, that I bought in the supermarket. Fake, fake, fake.That's my life's moto. AAAAH! I have tons of things-purple, gold, more purple, more gold... I'm gonna dress Schlager Queen for real. I see myself as the dresses's Picasso. This is my brush and you, you can I make into the biggest diva that will ever exist! Or something like that
- Mona: Well, that won't work.I read that Sabina will make a comeback.It's in all newspapers. Noone is gonna care anything about me.
- Mona: [telling to Candy about her meeting with the producer] And next week, I'm gonna be interviewed on TV. It's so amazing! It's just so amazing to die to!
- Candy Darling: Well, I'm gonna die anyway. Is it OK, if I lie down a bit?
- Mona: You know what happened today? I think I'm gonna go nuts!
- Candy Darling: What is it?
- Mona: Micke Biendelfeldt invited me to VIP party.
- Candy Darling: Wow! This is great! Congratulations!
- Mona: Great? For God's sake horrible! What am I gonna wear? Jeans and some old T-Shirt with the hospital banner on it?I'm so gonna make fool out of myself!
- Candy Darling: Well, that's no problem. Go to my closet and pick whatever you want. I'm not going anywhere anyway.
- Mona: [delighted] ooohhh, how lucky I am to have a brother who's a transvestite!
- Mona: I know, but don't thank me, thank God who made me like that!
- Mona: [sings the song, Candy Darling has tears in his eyes]
- Carola: Did you write it?
- Mona: Well what do you think?
- Candy Darling: It's just made to be a hit! It's fantastic! Send it somewhere, send it to Melodifestivalen, they're just looking for songs!
- Bosse: But to Melodifestivalen, come on! You're not serious!
- Mona: Exactly! And what a lyrics, I had an F in Swedish in school by the way.
- Candy Darling: Send it I said! But only if I make a dress.
- Mona: Of course you make it.
- Candy Darling: Oooohhhh, awesome! A lot of glitter, a lot of legs a lot of everything!
- Bosse: Well you can't be serious!
- Mona: Oh yeah, and why not?
- Bosse: Are you gonna make a fool out of yourself in front of the entire Swedish nation? You don't have a chance!
- Mona: Well I'm sorry to bother all of you. It was just some stupid idea, exactly what David said, it's OK...
- Bosse: Oh come on, I didn't mean to....
- Mona: [slaps his hand] It was exatcly what you meant! It's OK! Cofee anyone?
